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Old Aug 25, 2006, 10:04 PM // 22:04   #521
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*throws several beer bottles at Paul and Pwnd*
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 10:08 PM // 22:08   #522
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well...I'll take both of em, scullcrasher!

*checks out BFG-9000 and keg of beer*
*sips beer from keg*

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Old Aug 25, 2006, 10:26 PM // 22:26   #523
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What's with you and BFGs? There's no skill involved with them (At least in the game(s) i'm talking about, Doom 1 and 2). I'd rather use the shotgun...or the rocket launcher.....maybe the plasma rifle.....and can't forget that BFG....

*Sips beer and remembers fond memories of Doom*
shut up paul and die.. *take out chainsaw and start chasing you around the bar*

*hey metalicagrl help me out here?*
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #524
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*Shoots Sir's legs off*
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 10:33 PM // 22:33   #525
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*grabs a shotgun*
*shoots Paul's Head off!*
*uses heal other on scullcrasher*

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Old Aug 25, 2006, 10:36 PM // 22:36   #526
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Like I need a head...

*Shoots Metalicagrl out of existence*
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 10:38 PM // 22:38   #527
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*takes out a knife and slits Paul's throat*
*drain the beer from keg...and throws it at Paul*
*bashes Paul's skull in with steel chair*
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 10:58 PM // 22:58   #528
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*take out grenade*
*put it on Paul's back*
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 11:35 PM // 23:35   #529
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Why is everyone picking on me?

*Blows up the bar with a 37 megaton bomb*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 11:53 PM // 23:53   #530
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i dunno

*fires bottle rockets at Paul*
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58   #531
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*grab metalicagrl, give her plasma-grenade*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #532
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*sticks the plasma-grenade to paul*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 12:13 AM // 00:13   #533
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*give metalicagrl a AK-47 and some C4*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 12:19 AM // 00:19   #534
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*blows up paul*

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Old Aug 26, 2006, 12:26 AM // 00:26   #535
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*sip kegs of beer*
*take out laser gun and start putting holes into the wall and flood*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 12:36 AM // 00:36   #536
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u should use a shotgun for the flood

*takes out shotgun and kills flood*
*sips beer*
*takes out laser and puts holes in the walls*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 02:07 AM // 02:07   #537
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*sips beer*
*watchs metal and sir spam the bar room*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #538
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*bows up paul*
Ok....I'm guessing that is supposed to be "*Blows up paul*

But since i can't tell, I'm just going to assume it means "*Get's paul a beer and leaves him alone*"

*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 02:11 AM // 02:11   #539
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yeah...sry...that was supposed to "blows up Paul"
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26   #540
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Really? Because i like getting me a beer idea better....oh, well...

*Is blown up*
*Uses super powers to become un-blown up*
*Gets a beer*
*Sips afore mentioned beer*
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